{"id":241,"date":"2022-08-16T05:44:39","date_gmt":"2022-08-16T05:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/?p=241"},"modified":"2022-08-16T05:44:39","modified_gmt":"2022-08-16T05:44:39","slug":"so-it-turns-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/2022\/08\/16\/so-it-turns-out\/","title":{"rendered":"So&#8230; it turns out"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<div class=\"boldgrid-section\">\r\n<div class=\"container\">\r\n<div class=\"row\">\r\n<div class=\"col-md-12 col-xs-12 col-sm-12\">\r\n<p class=\"\">5G is completely safe and all those qQuuaakks&#8217;s that thought that turning up the global microwave to &#8220;11even&#8221; might act on some critters&#8217;s branz&#8217;zn bodies in harmfuL ways were wrong and everything wud&#8217;v been A O.k. were it not for a L&#8217;L virus that escaped a lab or jumped a pangolin-shark at the very moment everything was going to be A O.k. and runed it for Everybodies. Now we&#8217;re all dropping dead of mysterious diseases announced quarterly; its just&#8230;<br>SO RANDOM! And to think it all would&#8217;v been A O&#8217;k with smart toasters and smart diapers and homework done early while the children played alone in their rooms together silently elsewhere along with hundreds-of-thousands of there friends all around the world but for these dozens of diseases cropping up at the exact moment everything was going to be oAk<br>derN<\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5G is completely safe and all those qQuuaakks&#8217;s that thought that turning up the global microwave to &#8220;11even&#8221; might act on some critters&#8217;s branz&#8217;zn bodies in harmfuL ways were wrong<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn button-primary\" href=\"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/2022\/08\/16\/so-it-turns-out\/\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","crio-premium-page-header-override":null,"crio-premium-page-header-select":"none","crio-premium-page-header-background":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":245,"href":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions\/245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanperry.com\/wordpresss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}